lol with that we've all read, there needs to be a documentary about the life of Subway employees when they're at work. xD
Not to sound like a brat, but I think that may be a good idea, or at least an instructional video on how to order a sandwich. It's hard as heck to hear you so we look for key words. We hear inch, we think 6 inch. We hear foot, we think foot long. If you say 12 inch, unless you are VERY clear and quite loud, we are still gonna think you want a 6 inch. If you say half a foot, we think you want a foot long. And then there are those who say Italian and then get upset because we pull out the Italian bread instead of the Italian Herb and Cheese. You HAVE to say Herb and Cheese otherwise you'll get the Italian bread. If you say Italian sandwich, we don't know if you want the Italian BMT or the Spicy Italian. And PLEASE, for the love of all that is good in this world, do NOT say "white cheese" when we ask what cheese you want. ALL OF IT IS WHITE, at least at my store it is. Also, don't ask for ketchup.... Not only is it not on the menu, it's just plain gross and wrong on so many levels. Also, when we ask "What? I'm sorry, it's loud back here, can you repeat that please?" don't back off and get quieter. That will NOT help us understand you better. Being loud is a GOOD thing when you are ordering. Loud, but not yelling, is ideal for you to get your sandwich perfect.
Step 1: Reign in your kids so you're not sitting there yelling at them in the middle of a long line to get back and order their sandwich.
Step 2: Pay attention to what is being asked of you, not what is going on on your phone. If you say yes when we ask a question, and you are looking in our direction, your sandwich changes. That is YOUR fault, not ours.
Step 3: Size first, then bread, then sandwich type. Once the bread is cut and ready for meat, if it's commonly heated in the microwave, we will ask if it's toasted, then ask the cheese type. Don't get mad at us if we ask twice, we are just trying to make sure that it's what you want because we get yelled at if it's not how you like it and our meat is cold by the nature of its storage.
Step 4: Don't tell us veggies on the meat station unless you plan to have that veggie toasted. Same with sauces. We'll toast any veggies you want, but if you want the veggies cold, wait till you get to the veggie side. Otherwise, it just confuses us and slows the line down, making you wait longer as well.
Step 5: If you don't want something when you say ALL VEGGIES, don't wait till it's in our hand and halfway on the sandwich to tell us.
Step 6: Understand that we have formulas for our sandwiches that we have to follow. We aren't trying to skimp you out on your food by putting bare minimum on it, we HAVE to do that. Yes, some artists have heavier hands than others, but to get mad because there's not as much as you think there should be on your sandwich is stupid. You can always ask for more, and we will give it. If it's meat or cheese, it costs. Veggies don't usually. Glaring at us is free for you, but it kind of makes us want to tuck our tails and hide, or if we are on the other half, reach over and slap ya. We are human too, it'd be nice to be treated as such.
Step 7: Please, don't say "for to go" or "to stay". Again, it's hard to hear, so if we ask "for here or to go?" we listen for key words, and often only hear half of what it is you are saying through the loud toasters and chatter, and it's better to just say "for here" or "to go". That way, we can get it right the first time without wasting time rewraping your sandwich and possibly having it fall apart because we had to mess with it too much.
Step 8: If you asked for extras, be prepared to pay for those extras. Some things will say "add on" because you wanted extra roast beef on that club but not enough to say it's double meat. Getting mad at the cashier isn't going to change the fact that you wanted the extra and you are being charged for it.
Step 9: Please, don't give us a 100$ bill for a 3$ sandwich. We are not banks.
Step 10: Enjoy the sandwich that was created to your specifications.
That concludes my rant of some VERY common, several times an hour, issues that we face.