Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Spic Steve]

Why am I remaking every damned thread?

 

[Cissy]

Because you love it so, admit it. <3

Why is Riku sad?

 

[Nostalgia]

Because he wishes his belly button wouldn't stick out.

Why do I have a daffy duck mouse pad?

 

[Cissy]

Because he's quakers.

Why am I a girl?

 

[Nostalgia]

Because I'm a boy.

How come I can never find any of my socks?

 

[Cissy]

Because you ate them...in your sleep.

Why am I awake?

 

[Macabre]

Because you can't go sleepy-bye.

Why are there sparkling fire on my TV?

 

[Ren]

Because you're insane.

Why does toilet water flush the opposite direction in Australia?

 

[Cissy]

Because they have Riku stuffed down there.

Why is the sky green?

 

[Nostalgia]

Because we're on the planet Namek.

Why didn't my camera come with a chargeable battery?

 

[Macabre]

it hungry that why.

why am me speaking liek this?

 

[Nostalgia]

Because Proper English is overrated.

Why is gym class mandatory?

 

[Ren]

Because sweaty bodies turns aliens on.

We do we eat chicken?

 

[Macabre]

Because ducks are overrated.

Why, I ask you why?

 

[paoupu girl]

because, i say, because

Doyoulikezwaffles?

 

[Macabre]

Ilikezwaffles.

What is that, that freaky thing?

 

[paoupu girl]

its a moogle and a cactuar throwing a party in the middle of a desert

whydontiputspacesinmyquestions?

 

[WerewolfNobody]

becausespacesareevil!

whyarespacesevil?

 

[paoupu girl]

becausetheytakeuptoomuchpreciousspace!!!!!!!!

whyisspacesoprecious?

 

[WerewolfNobody]

becausethemysticalcookiesaidso

whyisthecookiemystical?