Ask a guy who's never been friendzoned anything

[Sean]

Go ahead.

 

[Ulti]

I friendzone you.

 

[Sean]

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way :<

 

[Shawty]

so, how do you do it ?

 

[Zen]

so... no friends huh

:<

 

[Chris]

analyze this convo I had with a chick tell me what went wrong


me: heyyy
her: whatsup?
me: NM just getting goofy to level 100 in KH2 FM you?
her: uh ok lmao just hanging out with my boyfriend
me: cool do you want to hang out tomorrow
her: sureeee lol
me:
her: wait actually I think i have work
me: well call out play KH with me
her: I canttt lol
me: you can be my kairi xD
her: ?
me:
me: where'd you go?
her: listen my boyfriend gets mad when he sees you text me lol
me: i'll f ucking kill him and his whole family
me: then we can be together
me: and live on destiny islands
me: where'd you go


so do I still have a chance? or did I get friendzoned

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

the only people who even acknowledge that there is such a thing as a friendzone are those who've complained about being in it.

by making this thread you admit to crying about the "friendzone"

i am very sorry for your loss

 

[scubasteve]

wwwwwwwww ooooooooooooooo llllllllllllllllll vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv eeeeeeeeee ssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeee rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Sean]

so, how do you do it ?

You of all people should know the answer to that

so... no friends huh

:<

Friendzone =/= no friends.

How did you even get that conclusion sir

analyze this convo I had with a chick tell me what went wrong


me: heyyy
her: whatsup?
me: NM just getting goofy to level 100 in KH2 FM you?
her: uh ok lmao just hanging out with my boyfriend
me: cool do you want to hang out tomorrow
her: sureeee lol
me:
her: wait actually I think i have work
me: well call out play KH with me
her: I canttt lol
me: you can be my kairi xD
her: ?
me:
me: where'd you go?
her: listen my boyfriend gets mad when he sees you text me lol
me: i'll f ucking kill him and his whole family
me: then we can be together
me: and live on destiny islands
me: where'd you go


so do I still have a chance? or did I get friendzoned

3 y's? Get in the zone. autofriendzone

the only people who even acknowledge that there is such a thing as a friendzone are those who've complained about being in it.

by making this thread you admit to crying about the "friendzone"

i am very sorry for your loss

Who said I'm crying about it?

 

[scubasteve]

because your tears are falling lmao idiot

 

[scubasteve]

i just drove 120 miles over the speed limit and swerved the fuck into t bell, grabbed some beefy five layers, peeled the fuck out of the parking lot and started doing donuts on the highway lmfao

 

[Sean]

Oh right I forgot how much sense that made :S

 

[Retro]

You of all people should know the answer to that

It's cuz we're black.

3 y's? Get in the zone. autofriendzone

ily

 

[Zen]

its okay mang

u dun hav 2 pretend
gimme a hug

 

[Sean]

its okay mang

u dun hav 2 pretend
gimme a hug

 

[Shawty]

It's cuz we're black.


ily

it's cause it's impossible to put him in the friendzone. why? just because.

 

[Deleted member 36435]

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way :<

that is exactly how it works

 

[Sean]

that is exactly how it works

I don't think so.