A Very Chuman Christmas

[Chuman]

It's true. Chuman once tried to make me a homemade cake for my wedding but it, well, uh...

Well, the store one he picked up after was muy bueno.

i have been personally attacked by eggs and their refusal to get in line like flour and sugar. CONFORM, PROTEIN SHELLS. CON-FORM.

eradicate every dumb nerd off of this website. let only the cool boys remain. that is my ultimate christmas wish

[sensually pulls freeze gun out of sack]

your wish is my command

 

[Noir]

they are all done except for the last one. i cannot bake, i am feeble and weak.

That's okay, I understand completely. Just leave out a whiskey for Santa is all I ask because that guy is working all night and honestly, I feel it must be thirsty work.

 

[Chuman]

That's okay, I understand completely. Just leave out a whiskey for Santa is all I ask because that guy is working all night and honestly, I feel it must be thirsty work.

i'll do what i can. as long as i've known saint nick, he's always been a heavy drinker and i can't change that.