1000 Reasons why this thread will never reach 1000 posts

[Magma Dragoon]

Okay this is a pretty simple game. All you have to do is list a reason why this thread will never reach 1000 posts. The reason can be as illogical and unreasonable and random as possible. When we reach 1000, aim for 5000, and so on and so forth. Remember to number the reason!

I will start off

1. Because this thread has "Fail" written all over it.

 

[Candy Man]

I'm within the first 5 posts, instant thread death.

 

[Darkly Aesthetic]

It's not a fanclub and it's not about masturbation.

 

[Kazuma]

It's not a fanclub and it's not about masturbation.

He pretty much spelled it out.

 

[Candy Man]

Not about-says who?

 

[TheMuffinMan]

I think I found the best reason

*closed*