Someone, anyone (except you, you worthless pissant. Yeah, you), get the bloody hell in the chatroom. NOW!
Or the chance for hawt seckz vanishes from your feeble, petty excuse of a life forever. lulz, 4rl, bt nt rly, jk, bt nt rly. o rly? nt rly.
EDITS: You took too long. The chance...