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by sharing sexy text msg's: "cant stop thinking of you inside me. the cat died." "im so fucking horny and drunk at work and i got fired" "thinking about you doing a sex with my reproductive organs. mmm i got goosebumps" "im trying to work at my work but im totally preoccupied with how many...

a dog walks into a bar. he cant talk or order anything because he is a dog. he growls at the black people, though

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thoughts? babies just form spontaneously!!!! nobody actually does sex. keep clinging to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange

Omnibapes theatre presents: RAYMOND VS. PREDATOR an Usher fanfiction by mz. eggsy Chapter 1 It was a dark night in December. Chicago's mean streets cooled off with the winter snow, and exhaust was coming from Usher's hotel bedroom. A gnarlish smell had formed from the sexual healing he...

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I see, then I will edit: you desperately don't want to lose what you perceive to be "the right one," but even then "love" isn't "the right one," do you see what I'm saying? "Love" isn't just a feeling, and I don't think you understand the other, more important half. (like Sam said) edit: also...

At this point I'm not even sure if it's "love," rather some glint that somebody actually accepts you and you desperately don't want to lose it, and you're confusing it with "love." get a grip dude. I mean literally. just crank your wiener until goop central and forget you actually considered this

Hiya folks. This thread is going to be a little different. Spelunking through the first page of this section of KHI, there has been this noticeable trend of threads that, for the most part, pertain to more recent bands. Being as it may, I primarily listen to a lot more older bands and I'm...

IS YOUR LIFE SUCCEED AND FEEL GOOD? - YES GOTO POAGE 166 - NO STAYR ON THIS PAGE there is a 99.8786 percetile chance yuo fail in life . buts whye ? simpole: life intentional show you yu suck so you can experiencre failuire in order to succed. my late grandfatherf dick goku told me this: "only...

yeah he said an outrageous thing how could he not be

Ladies, before the Ouija "decides" to work, you need to accept Satan as lord and saviour last time I used a Ouija to contact my dead mom and she just told me "Clean your room" it's not worth it

it literally isnt

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