I have to thank Annoyance for ending that turdstorm.
Also, a genuine case of Fan Dumb on YouTube:
Sonic Generations. In Classic Sonic's City Escape level, he can ride a skateboard, as a power-up.
Then some bastard whined about how Classic Sonic never rode skateboards.
Other users came in and told him Classic Sonic did ride a skateboard once... in Ice Cap Zone, Sonic 3.