I'm late, but here are my best ones!
I want to protect my friends, but I wouldn't fight with a shield, that's just goofy.
Then again, I'm not suited for magic either. Wizards have poor defense, and I'm just not that good at DUCKing.
But maybe with a sword, as a warrior, my legend will sora into the sky.
Then NOBODY could stand in my way. Why, if that did, that'd be just Terra-ble.
I wish family could show up in the series. Tidus needs a good father figure, but the idea was re-Jecht-ed!
I think these puns are pretty good, but I know I shouldn't Braig. But come on, I should be Namine-ted for a prize.
Riku's popular because he's so Ansem.
Roxas had a powerful VENdetta, huh?