Hey man, the minute you turn Premium, get a username change. I recommend it very much. It's the reason why you lack friends. No offense man. Your one of my friends, but you're name still causes a pain in my head.
I know I hate your username, but you didn't choose it so you cannot be blamed. I shall take you under my wing. I'm the first step to not being rejected for having an evil name. Besides, I enjoy your signature very much.