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Hi!
Thought we could play a game I recently saw on Reddit .. describe one or more video games with a short description, a quote from the game, a single word, a poem or whatever funny way comes to mind. The other posters can try to guess which game it is ;)

I'll start with a few ones:

1. A blue butterfly on a bucket makes a great image
2. Time to make history reeeeeal!
3. somehow I can make more damage when I stick to a random local teenager dress code
4. "Shaaaauuuuun!"
5. go explore the world to find more inhabitants for our village, but don't forget to take this oddly swan-shaped mobile toilet with you, otherwise your partner might get unhappy
 

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1. Corporate-funded bioterrorism is literally deadly in the next almost 3 decades
2. Hogwarts simulator but some other stuff happens next 5 years
3. 8-year-old boy takes tomato pickiness way too far
4. Rat on a beach tries to get his shirt back from french fry man
5. Other rat in a forest damns the 4th of May
 

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3. somehow I can make more damage when I stick to a random local teenager dress code
The World Ends With You

4. "Shaaaauuuuun!"
Heavy Rain?

5. go explore the world to find more inhabitants for our village, but don't forget to take this oddly swan-shaped mobile toilet with you, otherwise your partner might get unhappy
Haven't played it so wild guess here: Death Stranding?

No idea on the other 2.

6. The 11+ battles between musical genres & elemental powers.
7. A laid back shirtless guy & his tsundere friend begin a decade long war with their next-door neighbor.
8. Like Saw but on the Titanic & more educational than anything Broderbund ever made.

1. Corporate-funded bioterrorism is literally deadly in the next almost 3 decades
Resident Evil
 

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No, House of the Dead. The whole series.
"Literally Deadly" has me thinking:
RESIDENT_eVIL_dEADLY_sILENCE_cONCEPT_aRT_lOGO.jpg
 

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1. Boy with a magic space sword saves the galaxy.
2. Boy saves the worlds while is simultaneously dead and alive.
3. Minecraft with Destiny's graphics and gameplay.
4. Skeleton-Goat Dating Sim, featuring robot dance battle.
5. Even though the wizard is not the main character, you love him because he's adorable.
6. AWK-WARD LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGHING!!
7. Collecting crap to burn it in space.
8. The American Revolution in space.
9. I'm gonna save the world with this pokeball-bracelet a fairy-wizard-god gave me.
10. Furry thief bones Fox-lady.
 

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To solve my riddles:

1. A blue butterfly on a bucket makes a great image -> Life is Strange
2. Time to make history reeeeeal! -> Persona 4 (Golden)
3. somehow I can make more damage when I stick to a random local teenager dress code -> TWEWY, MATGSY got it right
4. "Shaaaauuuuun!" -> Heavy Rain, so props to MATGSY again
5. go explore the world to find more inhabitants for our village, but don't forget to take this oddly swan-shaped mobile toilet with you, otherwise your partner might get unhappy -> Digimon World Next Order

1. Boy with a magic space sword saves the galaxy.
2. Boy saves the worlds while is simultaneously dead and alive.
3. Minecraft with Destiny's graphics and gameplay.
4. Skeleton-Goat Dating Sim, featuring robot dance battle.
5. Even though the wizard is not the main character, you love him because he's adorable.
6. AWK-WARD LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGHING!!
7. Collecting crap to burn it in space.
8. The American Revolution in space.
9. I'm gonna save the world with this pokeball-bracelet a fairy-wizard-god gave me.
10. Furry thief bones Fox-lady.

1. Rogue Galaxy?
2. I'd say Guacamelee, but boy would be a stretch ..
6. Final Fantasy X?
9. Pokémon
10. Somehow the fox lady in Sly Cooper comes to mind, but she wasn't a thief iirc
 

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4. "Shaaaauuuuun!" -> Heavy Rain, so props to MATGSY again

I understood the reference because an Abridged series made reference to it. Otherwise, I'd never have gotten it.

6. Final Fantasy X?
10. Somehow the fox lady in Sly Cooper comes to mind, but she wasn't a thief iirc

Yes.
 

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3. Minecraft with Destiny's graphics and gameplay.
Ark?
4. Skeleton-Goat Dating Sim, featuring robot dance battle.
Undertale?
6. AWK-WARD LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGHING!!
Final Fantasy X
7. Collecting crap to burn it in space.
I'm not sure, maybe No Man's Sky?
9. I'm gonna save the world with this pokeball-bracelet a fairy-wizard-god gave me.
Yokai Watch

1 - A purple lizard finds a bunch of shinies.
2 - The most complex game of metaphorical chess ever.
3 - An amnesiac boy saves the world from a big purple pig.
4 - British kids participate in a sports league to be crowned champion of animal cruelty.
5 - A warrior wielding a gardening tool saves his beloved from an evil curse.
6 - A race of dinosaurs is endangered, but they could care less, sacrificing their own unborn children to collect food and treasure.
7 - A lesbian fighter pilot, Satan, and a reject from Planet of the Apes commit war crimes to save the world... Eventually.
8 - Sidescrollers' Dark Souls
8 - Jack Skellington's derpy cousin is framed for heroism.
 

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1 - A purple lizard finds a bunch of shinies.
2 - The most complex game of metaphorical chess ever.
3 - An amnesiac boy saves the world from a big purple pig.
4 - British kids participate in a sports league to be crowned champion of animal cruelty.
5 - A warrior wielding a gardening tool saves his beloved from an evil curse.
6 - A race of dinosaurs is endangered, but they could care less, sacrificing their own unborn children to collect food and treasure.
7 - A lesbian fighter pilot, Satan, and a reject from Planet of the Apes commit war crimes to save the world... Eventually.
8 - Sidescrollers' Dark Souls
8 - Jack Skellington's derpy cousin is framed for heroism.

Okay, these are hilarious.

1. Spyro
2. Hmm .. Fire Emblem? Maybe Three Houses?
3. That took a while, but I guess it's a Zelda game. Breath of the Wild?
4. Pokemon Sword & Shield
5. Shovel Knight?
6. Yoshi? :DD
7. The planet of the apes thing makes me think of Enslaved .. but haven't played it in ages, so not sure.
8. Salt and Sanctuary
9. Medievil

Hope I got some right x)
 

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4. Undertale?
6.Final Fantasy X

Yes.

1 - A purple lizard finds a bunch of shinies.
2 - The most complex game of metaphorical chess ever.
3 - An amnesiac boy saves the world from a big purple pig.
4 - British kids participate in a sports league to be crowned champion of animal cruelty.
5 - A warrior wielding a gardening tool saves his beloved from an evil curse.
6 - A race of dinosaurs is endangered, but they could care less, sacrificing their own unborn children to collect food and treasure.
7 - A lesbian fighter pilot, Satan, and a reject from Planet of the Apes commit war crimes to save the world... Eventually.
8 - Sidescrollers' Dark Souls
8 - Jack Skellington's derpy cousin is framed for heroism.

2. Kingdom Hearts
3. Breath of the Wild
4. Pokemon Sword and Shield
5. Shovel Knight?
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Quiet psychopath murders and cheats his way across a city.
 
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Okay, these are hilarious.

1. Spyro
2. Hmm .. Fire Emblem? Maybe Three Houses?
3. That took a while, but I guess it's a Zelda game. Breath of the Wild?
4. Pokemon Sword & Shield
5. Shovel Knight?
6. Yoshi? :DD
7. The planet of the apes thing makes me think of Enslaved .. but haven't played it in ages, so not sure.
8. Salt and Sanctuary
9. Medievil

Hope I got some right x)
1. Yes
2. No, but that is a good answer. The key here is metaphorical, as Fire Emblem is pretty much literal Chess +. Kingdom Hearts III was the answer, with obvious chessboard motiph.
3. Exactly correct.
4. Yep.
5. Yep.
6. Correct!
7. Overwatch. Winston being a talking gorilla and all. "Satan" is the nickname players give to Mei for the sinister way she freezes and kills opponents. Tracer is lesbian.
8. I'm not sure what that game is. I was thinking either Cuphead or Hollow Knight. Cuphead for difficulty and Hollow Knight for atmosphere and loose storytelling themes.
9. Yes.

You got most of them right!

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Not sure about the quiet psychopath thing. Hmmm...

I'll have to think of more later, I have work to go to.
 

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1. Yes
2. No, but that is a good answer. The key here is metaphorical, as Fire Emblem is pretty much literal Chess +. Kingdom Hearts III was the answer, with obvious chessboard motiph.
3. Exactly correct.
4. Yep.
5. Yep.
6. Correct!
7. Overwatch. Winston being a talking gorilla and all. "Satan" is the nickname players give to Mei for the sinister way she freezes and kills opponents. Tracer is lesbian.
8. I'm not sure what that game is. I was thinking either Cuphead or Hollow Knight. Cuphead for difficulty and Hollow Knight for atmosphere and loose storytelling themes.
9. Yes.

You got most of them right!

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Not sure about the quiet psychopath thing. Hmmm...

I'll have to think of more later, I have work to go to.

Ah, the metaphorical chess. Kingdom Hearts was too close to a KH forum that I actually didn't believe that was it. Lol.
Salt and Sanctuary is the most literal version of Dark Souls.. the salt is basically Souls and the Sanctuarys are bonfires. The game is so much Dark Souls that it doesn't even really try to hide it, it even got the "dark" aspect going. Check it out if you like games like that - personally, I found it to be too much like Dark Souls and too little its own thing, but it's generally well-received, I believe.

Quiet psychopath murders and cheats his way across a city.

Uhm, Assassin's Creed? Thief?

Mine are:

1. Too bad America got nuked, luckily I'm the president of the United States and got out of this by magically being beamed into a colorful fantasy land where I'm gonna help a kid conquering the world by forcing peace contracts on people.

2. Since I was chosen by a magical tattoo, I have to travel the world to find a tree that's supposed to tell me who even my enemy is and what the heck I'm supposed to do when I know.
 
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1. Boy with a magic space sword saves the galaxy.
2. Boy saves the worlds while is simultaneously dead and alive.
3. Minecraft with Destiny's graphics and gameplay.
4. Skeleton-Goat Dating Sim, featuring robot dance battle.
5. Even though the wizard is not the main character, you love him because he's adorable.
6. AWK-WARD LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGHING!!
7. Collecting crap to burn it in space.
8. The American Revolution in space.
9. I'm gonna save the world with this pokeball-bracelet a fairy-wizard-god gave me.
10. Furry thief bones Fox-lady.

Nobody is gonna guess these so,

1. Kingdom Hearts 1
2. Zelda: Ocarina of Time
3. No Man's Sky
4. Undertale
5. Final Fantasy IX
6. Final Fantasy X
7. Katamari Damacy
8. Jamestown - though to be fair it's a lesser known indie game.
9. Dark Cloud 1
10. Sly Cooper.
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Quiet psychopath murders and cheats his way across a city.
Silent kid turns his bully into his friend by taking an acid tripping when the world revolves around.
Circus kid turns into a Secret Agent/therapist.
Badly, moving through rings!
When someone hits you while racing, blow them up. It's the only good one in the series.
Off-brand super fighting robot from the year 200X.
It's a game about making games....How do I know when I win?
 

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ono Dammit, I didn't realise I'd be on a time crunch to answer these cuz people were gonna provide the answer sheet to their own descriptionssss... [scrambles around]

2. Hogwarts simulator but some other stuff happens next 5 years
Fire Emblem the new one Three Houses?
8. Like Saw but on the Titanic & more educational than anything Broderbund ever made.
9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors... is all I can think of for this one but of course that was on the Gigantic, the Titanic's sister ship that was turned into a hospital ship during the war and I think it sank too, I should really play this game again for the dozenth time...
2. Since I was chosen by a magical tattoo, I have to travel the world to find a tree that's supposed to tell me who even my enemy is and what the heck I'm supposed to do when I know.
the tree part's throwing me, otherwise I'd answer Final Fantasy XIII...?


1. Cure amnesia by researching urban legends. Or die. It's up to you.
2. Travelling the road of life to find LOVE~
3. If Spirited Away were a Laika production.
4. Butterflies + mental illness + cannibalism = "Sounds like a good Friday night!" ☑ Until Dawn (answerer: Veevee)
 
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ono Dammit, I didn't realise I'd be on a time crunch to answer these cuz people were gonna provide the answer sheet to their own descriptionssss... [scrambles around]

There is no time limit. I just figured that mine were a bit too obscure and just answered them.
 

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9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors... is all I can think of for this one but of course that was on the Gigantic, the Titanic's sister ship that was turned into a hospital ship during the war and I think it sank too, I should really play this game again for the dozenth time...
Correct. They kinda suggest that at one point the 2 ships switched names so technically it was the Titanic they were on, but that's up to personal judgment.
 

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Badly, moving through rings!
It's a game about making games....How do I know when I win?

ono Dammit, I didn't realise I'd be on a time crunch to answer these cuz people were gonna provide the answer sheet to their own descriptionssss... [scrambles around]

2. Travelling the road of life to find LOVE~
4. Butterflies + mental illness + cannibalism = "Sounds like a good Friday night!"

Rings sound like Sonic.
Super Mario Maker / Super RPG Maker

The road of life might be Shadow of the Colossus?
The last one is definitively Until Dawn.
 

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Quiet psychopath murders and cheats his way across a city.
Silent kid turns his bully into his friend by taking an acid tripping when the world revolves around.
Circus kid turns into a Secret Agent/therapist.
Badly, moving through rings!
When someone hits you while racing, blow them up. It's the only good one in the series.
Off-brand super fighting robot from the year 200X.
It's a game about making games....How do I know when I win?
GTA 3
Skyward Sword
Psychonauts
Superman 64
Sonic & All Star Racing Transformed
Mighty Number Nine
Game Dev Story, Game Dev Tycoon, or Wario Ware DIY

2. Travelling the road of life to find LOVE~
Days Gone?
 
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