The difference between a normal friend and a really good friend iiiis ....

[Veevee]

When you sit on the toilet, notice that you're out of toilet paper and are able or not able to yell through the door that your friend would better hurry up, snatch some toilet paper from somewhere, open the door and throw it to you.

... I learned this the hard way.

Share your own findings. If you want. If not, feel hit by a bog roll. Thank you.

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

............ real friends know why you're attracted to pink robots possessed by ghosts

and short chubby(?) skeletons
............ real friends will know that despite you looking like a 16 y.o. innocent angel you're actually a smart femme fatale who loves to tease and torture
............ real friends will know you actually hate reading books despite being the smartest student of the art uni year and 3rd in philosophy uni
............ real friends will take the 6 pages of in-class reading the teacher gave you OUTTA YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU HATE READING
............ real friends know you feel hella guilty for your hate of reading
............ real friends still will never understand you
um
this
this got pretty diverse huh

 

[VoidGear.]

a real friend will not ask if you want some food, too. he will know.

 

[Chuuya]

True friends give you pie.

 

[Chuman]

real friends wont steal your laptop you was diddlyin bitches on and charge you $300,000 to get it from him

 

[Not Ienzo]

Real friends fight the forces of darkness together.

Real friends give you huuuuugs.

Real friends are harder to find...QAQ *cries internally*

 

[Chuman]

Real friends fight the forces of darkness together.

Real friends give you huuuuugs.

Real friends are harder to find...QAQ *cries internally*

but doesnt that emote mean you're crying externally? broh i am confusion

 

[Not Ienzo]

but doesnt that emote mean you're crying externally? broh i am confusion

At first I was crying externally. But then I stopped and started crying internally. o-o

 

[DarkGrey Heroine]

but doesnt that emote mean you're crying externally? broh i am confusion

"broh i am confusion"

new fav quote lol

 

[Ovafaze]

one hole

 

[redcrown]

real friends wont steal your laptop you was diddlyin bitches on and charge you $300,000 to get it from him

No laptop is worth 300k even if it's the greatest bitch magnet on earth.

 

[Chuman]

No laptop is worth 300k even if it's the greatest bitch magnet on earth.

it was a kanye lyric. you aint got no yeezy?

 

[Hakan Xatos]

Real friends offer to get a couple shovels instead of asking questions when you show up to his house with your car trunk full of garbage bags.

 

[Max]

Real friends get confused at the shock of others when they see you stroll into the room naked.

 

[Veevee]

... will shove food into your mouth while insulting you as glutton

 

[AtDuskIThinkofU]

You can steal their food w/out them caring/they kill you if you do(one or the other). You can use them as a pillow. Scream the lyrics of songs with them. Walk into their house randomly. Make references no one else will get. When you trip, they fall too b/c they're laughing too hard. Basically, you're comfortable doing anything with them.

 

[ImVentus]

Fake friends pretend they care about your existence (even though they think your just a bland blob, want to get through your talents to backstab you in the back)
Real friends respects you and know when to be around.
Real friends have pillow fights.
Real friends show affection. Lots of hugs
Real friends cry, laugh & have their own communication type.
Real friends are your family.

 

[Meow Wow]

Real friends will be the ones to siamotainously comfort their friend while punching the face of someone who made them cry

Real friends will be mistaken for a couple(except most people will ask in an impolite way(mini rant: seriously people, I would rather you say "are you together?" Or "you guys are so cute together" etc over "Hey you! trr hrr are you a lesbian?"))

Fake friends try to control you
Real friends advise you/warn you about potential outcoms of your actions...or they do it with you

Real friends can pour their heart out to each other and doesn't tell anyone else

It's about to get dark here:
Real friends will try to stop you from hurting yourself(emotional or physical) because they love and care about you while fake friends will let you keep hurting yourself

Real friends won't insult you regularly.