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The Humanity Hate-Club
Now you're wondering, "why the hell did The Dead Skin, such an outgoing, female-friendly and funny person enter a rage against his friends and loved ones?"
My conclusions come from gaming-related examples.
Join me. Let's destroy mankind together.
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The Humanity Hate-Club
Now you're wondering, "why the hell did The Dead Skin, such an outgoing, female-friendly and funny person enter a rage against his friends and loved ones?"
My conclusions come from gaming-related examples.
Spoiler ShowExhibit A - The Sonic the Hedgehog "Fandom"
The introduction of Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2. Check. But more egregious are recent examples. Like Sonic 4. This game has probably gotten the biggest amount of praise and backlash at the same time with just three seconds of footage shown with a tons of people analyzing and nitpicking every aspect they can get their hands on judging from the trailer alone. Later, the game gets delayed for tweaking, fine-tuning and an iPhone release. Many of the fans find it a time for rejoicing, as they have hopes that Sega is actually paying attention to the complaints. Other fans are upset with Sega for hyping the fanbase up over a delay, and they felt the game would've been fine coming out as it was.
Another noteworthy example are fans threatening to boycott the game... by purchasing Sonic 1 in WiiWare. That's right, they're punishing Sega by throwing money at them.
When I saw people complaining about Sonic retaining his post-Sonic Adventure appearance, this was only THE FIRST STEP to my slow descent into reality.
I saw that the original release date for Sonic 2006 was MID-2007. They could have time to actually, you know, perfect it. BUT THE RETARDS HAD TO STEP IN. The fan dumb had to step in and urge Sega to rush the game for the end of 2006. And you all know what happened.
Exhibit B - Square Enix itself
You have their fandom complaining about how they make too many Final Fantasy games, then when they announce all sorts of different franchises or even standalone titles, they're lucky to get noticed throughout the "Why isn't Final Fantasy xx out yet?!"-type whining. And heaven forbid they remake a game that was demanded, because then they get complained about stuff like how they changed too much or changed too little, amongst the "Wow, this game is OLD!"-type whining.
Speaking of Square Enix, the Fan Dumb of former character designer Yoshitaka Amano. Many of them seem to be under the delusion that Square-Enix consists solely of Nomura after VI, and that, for some reason, he wasn't around when Amano was doing the art for the series.
A lot of artistic fanboys claim that Nomura is just redesigning the characters, when any mention of how most protagonists drawn by Amano look almost exactly the same, or that he has a fondness for spiked armour, catsuits, or capes (when it fits) will typically get people blinking and saying "I don't know what you're talking about".
Exhibit C - Krystal from Star Fox
Fanboys claimed that the series was ruined because Fox McCloud had a girlfriend. Ironically if pressed, those who remember the Nintendo Power comics will state Fara is their fanon girlfriend for Fox and was much more worthy than Krystal...despite being just as crap a pilot.
Exhibit D - Mega Man 10's easy mode
MOTHERFUCKERS (no more fanboys, now it's "motherfcukers") claimed Mega Man was doomed because it had an easy mode. Which is completely optional. Ironically, Mega Man 2 had an easy mode and everyone loves it.
Exhibit E - Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
A cutscene in Ven's story in Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep shows him ready to fight three Neoshadows - actually a ploy by Master Xehanort to let out Ven's darkness and create Vanitas.
However, some bastards came out and decried the game because Heartless were in it. And this created one of the most infamous moments in KHI history.
Mr. Tetsuya Nomura - director - originally didn't have the idea of Heartless in BbS's time. But, taking into account that this is Master Xehanort with the Neoshadows, you can see he summoned them from the Realm of Darkness.
An user with the screen name "Samhain" came out and whined: "NOMURA SAD THERE ARE NO HEARTLESS IN BBS! NOW THERE ARR! TEH SERIEZ IZ DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!" I realized humanity had finally run its course. Congratulations, Samhain. YOU CREATED A MONSTER.
Join me. Let's destroy mankind together.
The Commander
The Dead Skin
The Soldiers
chasespicer056
Watson
rokudamia2
oathkeeperriku09
Oe98
june
AxelYoYo
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